Sleeping - Not For The Entertained!

Earlier today I went to the local shopping center expecting to see a movie. What I got was a few hours walking around with some of my (rather interesting!) friends. Don't laugh! I do have friends!!!!
Well anyway, long story short, one of those friends says "Hey come over to my place! It'll be so awesome you will never ever forget it!" Or something along those lines... So myself and another friend take up the offer. We were sorely dissapointed. We left hours earlier than intended. "Why?" I hear you ask, neh, beg. The reason is that our host fell asleep. Yes, thats right. We, with our dashing good looks and great scent (sense?) of humour, and yet our host falls asleep. Am I really that boring? Do I not evoke this feeling of mysteriality that would keep any sane person on edge all the while I'm present? I know from experience that I in fact do evoke that feeling (or maybe its due to my lack of pleasant smell and everyone's ready to bolt?)! So why would anyone fall asleep on my watch? The answer lies with you, my friends and faithful readers, and only with you.