Thursday, January 22, 2009

Wolf on Wolf



Have you ever had one of those dreams that seemed so real that when you woke up you thought that the events had actually transpired in reality? Well, this isn't one of those dreams. I do believe I've shared this dream with one of my friends already, although I'm sure he wouldn't mind seeing it in slightly better written form. To all the dreamers out there, this ones for you and your imagination!




I'm working outdoors at some kind of woodworks factory alongside my sister, parents and one set of grandparents. I'm being lazy with some of my work, taking my sweet precious time to do the simplest of chores in order to kill time. Eventually the end of the day arrives, so my family and I leave the premises of the factory, walking through a large iron gate onto a road. The road is in the style of a path in the middle of a forest. (Kinda like in Beauty and the Beast!)


As we get onto the road, my senses start to tingle... something was up (not that! get your mind outta the gutter!). I drew a previously unseen sword from a sheath in preparation, when all of a sudden a monster comes careening at us along the road! As it came closer I saw just what the foul beast was: a werewolf... in a wheelchair! A scary sight indeed.


My family stood back as I swung my sword at it, and after an intense battle where the werewolf managed to avoid all my swipes and almost got a few on me, I got a hit on it. The werewolf was slumped in the wheelchair, apparently defeated.


My family and I wasted no time in getting out of there. We walked as fast as we could up the road, looking for the nearest village. As we entered the boundary of said village, I looked back down the long straight road we had come up. The werewolf was busy hobbling around, wheelchair forgotten, going nowhere fast. I put it to the back of my mind.


There was no-one in the houses in the village, but we managed to find the Village Hall. Everyone was holed up in there for safety reasons. However there was no door to get into the hall. Only a large window at head height. At first we were barred entry to the hall despite the imminent danger they suspected. Then one of my companions (who had been my family but had turned into friends) proved to be a friend of theirs through means of knowledge and we were allowed entry into the hall through the window. And just in the nick of time too! As I got through the window, two massive dogs appeared, and were unrelentingly trying to get into the hall. They were trying to eat us.


Luckily in the hall was an arsenal of weaponry, and I found an axe that came in handy in dealing with one of the dogs, while some of the other villagers defeated the other.


However, our bad luck was yet to run out! As soon as my dog was defeated a huge bear jumps in through a window! Fearing for my safety, I jumped out another window and ran some.


When I stopped, I turned around. I saw a bear coming at from the front, and one from the side. I resigned myself to the worst and closed my eyes. Next thing I know, I hear talking. I open my eyes and see that the two bears had transformed into humans - like me! Except one each, because I'm only one human.


There was a man, and a woman (who looked mighty fiiine, if I say so myself). I got into a good conversation with the (Wo)Man-Bears and some of my friends joined me.


Upon waking up, I realised that the attractive female bear, in human form that is, looked a LOT like Zooey Deschanel (pictured above - also a treat for Dragnew! haha)


Wow. Now that's a dream!

3 comments:

  1. Hmm...
    Bears: Godless, Mindless Killing Machines, No 1 Threat to society.

    Zooey: Most Beautiful Woman in the world.

    Great. Now I don't know what to think.

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  2. You know me! I like to cross lines and fuse different ideas... not always successfully mind...

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