St. Elsewhere

Assignments! Tests! Study! Work! University things! Thinking things! Anything else related in some way to those previously mentioned! I am avoiding you, and I hope you can appreciate just how impressive that is. Okay, so it's not so much impressive as it is daft. But hey, give me a break would ya?

Quote of The Post: "When you've just emptied two barrels of a shotgun into the head of your favourite bartender, it's a pretty good bet that happy hour's over."
Not that I would say I'm a betting man, of course. Ladies and Gentle Men. This is the truth. If you want to be happy, do not shoot the bartender. He has the alcohol. He has the shot glasses. He has the power. Kinda like Jim Carrey in that movie with the powers. You know the one. Simply put, don't bite the hand that feeds you. 'Cause when you aren't getting fed, baby, you're gonna get hungry.

Movie of The Post: Zombieland
Zombies! Gore! 406! Funniness! Twinkies! Cameo appearance! This movie has all this and more! I'm not entirely sure what to say about this movie that hasn't already been said. So... yeah...
Oh! No, no, that's been said too. Nevermind. Okay, seriously, I'm not doing this movie justice. It's good, but it doesn't cater to everyone's tastes. Which means if you do like it, you may just love it. Check it out today! (Or tomorrow if that's better for you.) The zombies want your braaains... and flesh... sate them ...

Song of The Post: Hey, That's No Way To Say Goodbye - Leonard Cohen
Surely you know the man, if not the song. It's a lovely song. It really is. As much as it pains me to use the non-manly word "lovely". Of course it's not a happy song, but rather one of moving forward and not looking back in tears (or in anger, for those Oasis fans out there). Remember, "my love goes with you as your love stays with me, it's just the way it changes like the shoreline and the sea."