Quote of The Post: "In my experience, the prettier a girl is, the more nuts she is, which makes you insane."
Dem crazy girls be crazy! But dayum, dey's lookin' gooood. I guess I don't have anything intelligent to say at this juncture. Bitches be crazy?
In related news, a local man was found beaten and bloodied today outside his house. Neighbours say they became aware of the situation when they heard heard high pitched screams and squeels. It is believed that this was the victim, who when found could only say "They're so crazy! So crazy... please, women, no! No! NOOOOOOO!" His neighbour, Susie Watson, says that she was disturbed by his unusual behaviour, and hurt by his apparant fear of her, as they'd always been on good terms with each other.
I must apologise for the naughty words in this segment - never call a bitch "crazy". It's not nice. That bitch deserves proper respect, now lay it on me, Miss Franklin!
Movie of The Post: Layer Cake
Ahh yes, a British crime movie. Starring Daniel Craig, Tom Hardy, Sienna Miller and other Famous People. It's got good pace, but not ridiculous pace (RocknRolla), and it has a fantastic ending. It's just so wonderful. The accents are not difficult to navigate, even if you're used to Americans in your television. There's no real issue there. It's enjoyable, fun, tense, smart and a very good film all round. See it, or the Cake will get you. Actually, that's a lie.
Song of The Post: The Two Sides of Monsieur Valentine - Spoon
I've been listening to this album on the y-tube for a while now. And it's getting better and better in my humble opinion. So, due to my great enjoyment of this band, I share with you this song, which references Gemini, the French and cupid (in contemporary terms) all in its title alone.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Rust Never Sleeps
Season's greetings! Tis the season for great folly, la la la la la, la la la la!
Folly, not to be confused with foal. Or lolly. Or even Holly. She mightn't appreciate that ('great' compliment aside).
Quote of The Post: "There's no good in looking back on yesterday and wondering what could have happened then."
Why is that, I hear you ask. Simply put, because out of all the possibilities that could have happened yesterday, only the one truth occurred. There is absolutely no point thinking about how things could have gone differently - if you'd said something else, said nothing, said the same thing in a different way, or done something different. You didn't do anything different to how you did it, neither did anyone else, and no one reacted to those (in)actions and (un)spoken words in a way that differed from reality. It's history. And unless you have a trusty hot tub lying around just waiting for you to turn back the clock, it's gonna stay history. Also, have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Yeah. Don't mess with time. You might end up your own grandfather.
Movie of The Post: Moon
Yes, it's called "Moon", and technically counts as science fiction, but if you're the type that thinks Sci-Fi = dumb aliens, spaceships, Sigourney Weaver, laser beams, cheap sound effects and don't like any of that, then this is the science fiction movie for you! I like to think it transcends its genre and rises to be an all-round great, entertaining, and somewhat thought-provoking flick. It's not an action movie. You won't get a rush from explosions from this baby, but it sure can make your heart race. If you let it in to your heart, then you can start to like it better.
Song of The Post: Not Ready Yet - Eels
Eels are more famous for their contributions to the Shrek soundtracks than they are for this song specifically. Which I think in a way is fantastic. Because it leads people like me, who enjoyed their Shrek contributions to search for more of their stuff. And I was rewarded greatly by loving this song. Now, I present it to you, to cherish forever and ever also forever.
Folly, not to be confused with foal. Or lolly. Or even Holly. She mightn't appreciate that ('great' compliment aside).
Quote of The Post: "There's no good in looking back on yesterday and wondering what could have happened then."
Why is that, I hear you ask. Simply put, because out of all the possibilities that could have happened yesterday, only the one truth occurred. There is absolutely no point thinking about how things could have gone differently - if you'd said something else, said nothing, said the same thing in a different way, or done something different. You didn't do anything different to how you did it, neither did anyone else, and no one reacted to those (in)actions and (un)spoken words in a way that differed from reality. It's history. And unless you have a trusty hot tub lying around just waiting for you to turn back the clock, it's gonna stay history. Also, have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Yeah. Don't mess with time. You might end up your own grandfather.
Movie of The Post: Moon
Yes, it's called "Moon", and technically counts as science fiction, but if you're the type that thinks Sci-Fi = dumb aliens, spaceships, Sigourney Weaver, laser beams, cheap sound effects and don't like any of that, then this is the science fiction movie for you! I like to think it transcends its genre and rises to be an all-round great, entertaining, and somewhat thought-provoking flick. It's not an action movie. You won't get a rush from explosions from this baby, but it sure can make your heart race. If you let it in to your heart, then you can start to like it better.
Song of The Post: Not Ready Yet - Eels
Eels are more famous for their contributions to the Shrek soundtracks than they are for this song specifically. Which I think in a way is fantastic. Because it leads people like me, who enjoyed their Shrek contributions to search for more of their stuff. And I was rewarded greatly by loving this song. Now, I present it to you, to cherish forever and ever also forever.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
No Need To Argue
I don't have much time! The barred windows and the doors aren't going to hold much longer! I don't have pepper spray or a bat or anything that could possibly help! I don't even have a cat to throw at them! Oh god! Please remember me as a decent person and not just as som- aaaaaaargh! Back off! NOOOOOOO- *gurgles painfully.
"Brains? Brains! Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinss!"
"Brians?"
"BRAAAAIIINS!!"
"Brains? Brains! Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinss!"
"Brians?"
"BRAAAAIIINS!!"
Sunday, May 1, 2011
This Is War
Quote of The Post: "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
This applies on the basis that if you've lost everything, you can't possibly lose anything more no matter what actions you take. So, it doesn't matter what you do from that point on. Maybe then you'll be able to start living. But let's be honest, you don't want to lose everything before trying something new. You really should take risks while you still have something to lose, because if it pays off, the return will be greater. If your gamble comes off bad, you can handle it with aplomb and maybe the effects won't be so bad. The choice is yours.
Movie of The Post: Adventureland
It took me three attempts to actually watch this movie in its entirety, but I think it was worth it. I quite enjoyed this movie. Funny in parts, serious in others, drama and romance. No explosions in this one though. It's one of those movies that Kristen Stewart shows she can actually act. Unlike in her most famous movies. But thats not the point. This may be your cup of tea. Try it before you fry it.
Song of The Post: She's Not There - Santana
Classic Santana. This guy and his band make beautiful music. You probably do know this song, even if you don't think you do. So listen to it just to test my theory out, haha.
This applies on the basis that if you've lost everything, you can't possibly lose anything more no matter what actions you take. So, it doesn't matter what you do from that point on. Maybe then you'll be able to start living. But let's be honest, you don't want to lose everything before trying something new. You really should take risks while you still have something to lose, because if it pays off, the return will be greater. If your gamble comes off bad, you can handle it with aplomb and maybe the effects won't be so bad. The choice is yours.
Movie of The Post: Adventureland
It took me three attempts to actually watch this movie in its entirety, but I think it was worth it. I quite enjoyed this movie. Funny in parts, serious in others, drama and romance. No explosions in this one though. It's one of those movies that Kristen Stewart shows she can actually act. Unlike in her most famous movies. But thats not the point. This may be your cup of tea. Try it before you fry it.
Song of The Post: She's Not There - Santana
Classic Santana. This guy and his band make beautiful music. You probably do know this song, even if you don't think you do. So listen to it just to test my theory out, haha.
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