Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Because Of The Times

I'm alive! And procrastinating. I still have at least one exam to go. This month of terror and agony (T&A, haha) is not yet over. I've attempted multiple exams so far, only one of which made me feel like I was in the wrong room. Actually, until about 5 minutes before the exam I was in the wrong room. I was even in the wrong building entirely.

That wasn't funny. I realised something was up when I couldn't find people or the lecture room with the description I was told to look out for. I was worried, naturally. But all's well that ends well, and it ended in me finding the exam room. I had help. Thank you little birdy in my cell phone!

Also, you are all reading this in English, so you surely have noticed my inability to use apostrophes correctly? I submitted just two essays this semester to the Faculty of Arts, and I can guarantee you that both essays remarked on my bad apostrophe usage. I felt so ashamed. Now, I feel revitalised and ready to look down on the Arts Faculty from my High and Mighty Business School position. That's right. The building that looks like it's goddamn spaceship from Outta Space!

Hah. You seem bored. Of course you are. But right now, I'm well aware that you've just read this. Mwahahahaha. The Evil Laugh. I just did one. I also did an Evil Shart once. Let me tell you, it's much more effective if you make someone else Shart from your Evilness, than to Shart yourself. Unless you have Shaki coloured pants on. Then you might be able to get away with it. And if you have those pants, tell me where you got them from, I NEED them! I have a serious problem ...

You there. You have any hopes and dreams?
No: Get some.
Yes: Hold on to them, and if they need to change, make the correct adjustments, and hold on to your revisions. If you don't work for something, you're wasting your time.

I'm in the "Get some" category at the moment, just in case anyone's interested.
For the rest of you dreamers, dream on!